Monday, August 07, 2006

The mouse wars of Okieland seem to be over for now. The battle raged for several weeks as each side probed the others defences looking for that single weakness that would bring defeat to the others side. If I lost, we would have to move and live in assisted living, if we won, the mouses would leave for better accomodations. They decided to flood the house with frontline troups and go into every room in the house and establish their dominance. They did not count on the importance of doing things the American Way, you know, throw money at it, the American way of dealing with things. Money to buy lots of traps to counter their move. Yep, I flooded the house with traps and after a week I declared victory. The spoils were 2 loves of bread for their side and 14 neutralized mice for my side. The traps remain in place as a deterrent and now are catching crickets and a few spiders. Ah yes, there is nothing sweater than the smell of Napalm in the morning (Apocalypse Now). I still havn't found that giant Tarantulla that Ractoon saw one night. I think he must have been dreaming..

2 comments:

Marbella said...

What is that song, something about who let the dogs loose? Well in our case it was the mice but the mighty Alien came to the rescue!!!!

Ger said...

YOU GO MAN!! Makes the entire human race proud you have represented us so valiantly, so efficiently, so victoriously...they didn't stand a chance!! To the victor go the spoils so you can dig out their little tunnels and houses and have anything they left behind.